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So what is going on?

September 25, 2011

Hey everyone. This is Billy Concarney yet again reporting from afar in the beautiful, cold and windy city of St. John's Newfoundland!

I knwo that some of you migh have been looking at the website and wondering "Hey, when is that Billy guy going to give us some news?"

Well, the answer is not until next week really. Since the stats aren't up yet I can't even pretend to know what is going on. I do know however that trade rumors are starting already. Seems that while Marty "Candy" Kane was awy hios team won big time. Shane "The Pain" Hatt backstopped the Hackers to a huge 11-4 win. This has left the HFHL world reeling as Craig Beidler has some thinking to do.

We caught up with the Hacker GM and asked hime what was going through his mind. "At this point, nothing why? Oh yea...the Kane thing. I think we will wait until he gets back and see what he looks like in his next game. I know he is away doing some dry rib training so he won't be in game shape until 2012. That being said, we will have a fill in this week and who knows, maybe Kane is the weak link in our team."

So, that's all we have to say here folks. I'll have some bigger things to report next week. Keep your eyes peeled. There will be a special feature coming titled "Tight shorts...Distraction or Infraction" and also one called "Apples and Oranges, What A Pear".

It's worth noting that we have some authors in the league. Here are a few titles:

"Lost In The Woods" by Doug "The Pug" Forest

"Getting Your Wife To Do As She's Told" By Richard Wanamakeher

" A Bumper Crop" by Matt Grove

"How To Use Your Emergency Brake" by Roger Park

"Life On The Farm" by Adam Cowie

"This Place Where I Lay" by John Couch

"Why I Don't Pass" By Jeff Shute

"Why My Brother Doesn't Pass" by Kevin Shute

"Old Time Organ Music" by Blair Hammond

"The Best Hair Ever" by Gill Mombourquette

"My Life As A Pile-On" By Sheldon O'Brien

"Loosing Sucks" by Tom Wynn

"The Quiet Life" By Matt Monk

"My Mother Laura" by Adam Secord

"Tastes From The East" By Shawn Currie

So if you get a chance to get to your local library, be a fella and take one of these books out. They probably suck, but it's about supporting our fellow league players.

Well that's all I got for now. Have a great week, good luck to all on Monday and be well!

Love at ya..

Billy Concarney