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Hail Bleichert U571 on those pesky Hackers.

May 29, 2000
The Bourbon German proved that the Hackers better get their burning permits for this weeks upcoming final. When Bleichert was interviewed he mentioned "I accredit the win to my German gymnastics coach, my grandpa Wentz, Barriault for all the mentoring, MacDonald for the Tae-Bo tapes and the burning ring of fire that this team has spread this year. The Hacker Warship dynasty is going down like Royals ankle in a skipping contest. I feel sorry for Dulong and heard he is already trying to obtain the third PDM position just to stay away from the Hacker embarrassment that is about to arise."

The team mentioned that they felt sorry for all those players who are already playing golf such as Rinco, Royal, McMaster and MacMillan. When interviewed these four hot hockey stars knew that it was top priority to get that great golf swing ticking early in the year.

The Lite Sabres are ready to stomp and the Slayers are ready to dance in the battle of third place. Chui mentioned that he would like to obtain German lessons in the off season get prepared for next year but is not willing to peroxide those beautiful locks. McMaster over heard and stated "I already know German and dyed my hair and attribute this to my successful season". "Am I talking to myself again".

Its going to be a great battle Thursday for all teams. Heck there is no dignity to be lost if you are playing in the first place.

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