Where's Our Foran?

Does anyone know where Foran may have disappeared? Some say he is afraid of physical contact, some say he's afraid of the athletic pressure but Mama Foran says he's just fine. At the early age of 4, Greg Stenwick Foran was a famous tap dancer and a finesse shot-put star in the heart of the Miramichi. He would challenge any tap dancer or runny nosed teen with a regulation size bowling ball.

The beloved SEPG representative has shied away from both Hockey events and Jean Days. He was quoted earlier Friday "I was at the top of every sporting event I have participated in and feel it is time for someone else to look good!" After defeating the British "Connect Four" Champion he has bottled his presence and left us with the mystique of his former self. Onlookers mentioned they saw him at a Cargo Pant convention on the regularly scheduled Floor Hockey Night we won't say any names Odin.

We hope to see you soon and thats not out of scope.

Al Gore!